Noel Vasquez/Getty ImagesDear Ted:
How much longer do we have to endure the Reese and Jake showmance? Every photo op becomes more nauseating. I've almost totally forgotten why I liked Jake to begin with.
—Gagging in NYC
Dear Acid Reflex:
Why on earth would something like this rub you the wrong way?
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile and Judas Jack-Off are George Clooney and Ryan Seacrest, right? There's a reason Clooney isn't married.
—Annabelle
Dear Double the Fun:
Clooney-babe is a tad older than Toothy and is more established in his career. And actually, Ry-guy hasn't been one of our B.V.'s. And trust me, Clooney is not done surprising you yet, not by a long shot.
Dear Ted:
I saw pictures of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and, of course, Nikki Reed together over the weekend. There is something going on between Rob and Nikki—you can tell by the body language! I am all for a Rob and Kristen union, but it doesn't appear like it will ever happen!
—Khayes
Dear Team Robki:
Please, Nikki eats up the attention when she's with Pattz; Robki is way too staged. Robsten is where the hot-blooded mystery's at.
Dear Ted:
I can't quite keep up anymore! K&R, N&R? If Rob isn't a total man-whore, what the hell is he? Every other post or site has him going off with all different girls all the time. What's the real deal? Just because he says he doesn't have a girlfriend, doesn't mean he isn't getting any. And what? Does he make all those girls sign nondisclosure statements before banging them? Where are all these supposed girls he supposedly f--kd? I am very confused. What's the truth, Ted?
—Punkinman
Dear Archives:
Rob's said on many occasions that when he likes a girl, he is a one-woman guy. So I would assume he's getting his just fine right now when he's, I dunno, maybe sneaking a certain babe in through the garage of his hotel.
Dear Ted:
I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask or if this is the right place, but I was just wondering how much control do producers, directors and the studios have on their stars? Does it extend even to the actors' personal life? Can they really dictate on who these people can or cannot date, hook up, hang out with? Thanks!
—Nicole
Dear Fine Print:
Absolutely.
Dear Ted:
Maybe you should introduce Grey Goose and Dashed Dingle-Dream to each other. Do you think they would make a good-looking couple? Do you think they would both be willing to be "out" if it weren't for their partners?
—Imqaatdbru
Dear Share a Closet:
I think they're both infatuated with their leading men. But maybe someday!
Dear Ted:
If Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Holiday do not repeat that on the next Grammy telecast I may never watch that show again. It could have even been done when Hudson was nominated for her Oscar on that show. Nice to see that Holiday still has the fire in her. That was truly one of the most electrifying, rafter-shaking videos I've seen in a long time.
—Centaur
Dear Groovin':
It's a nice break from Miley Cyrus, that's for sure!
Dear Ted:
About your Twilight Blind Vices: Would it be accurate to say that none of the answers are Peter Facinelli or Elizabeth Reaser?
—Jersey
Dear Throwing It Out There:
Yes.
Dear Ted:
What is your take on Perez Hilton and the same-sex marriage question he asked one of the pageant contestants? The news is milking it big. I support Prop 8, but from what I have heard, Perez really ef'd that one up when he wrote nasty stuff about the contestant on his blog. He should have thought of the cause and not his immature ego. OK, that's my two cents, "so there"! (I have a middle schooler, hee). Would be really interested to know if you think the above sitch was a bad move on P.H.'s part.
—GGRosey
Dear Beauty Etiquette:
I applaud Perez for even getting the issue out there in the first place, good for him! So few other judges would ever have had the guts. That's how I choose to look at it.
Dear Ted:
Why do you continue to bash Jennifer Aniston? Do you not have anything better to write about or bash other than this woman that you obviously don't like? Or is it the fact that you immoral degenerates can only make money off of making this woman's life miserable with your falsehoods and nastiness? I'd love to write about your miserable existence every single day of the week for four years, and see how you'd like it.
—Jackson
Dear Behind the Times:
You obviously don't read the comments on this blolumn. But nice try!
Dear Ted:
Didn't you write a story about Channing Tatum and something-something? Just saw a preview for his new movie—Fighting—with Terrence Howard. Channing looks hot. Can you dish any dish on him? Oh, yeah—he's not Toothy, right? Seems like you've noted everyone in Hollywood for Toothy, but they're about the same age, aren't they?
—No Snarking Here Just Move Along
Dear Taunting Tooth:
Yes, they're around the same age. But Channing's far more discreet about his indiscretions, I assure you.
Dear Ted:
I disagree with you about the sort of role that Jennifer Aniston should be playing. She was not credible as a baddie in Derailed. What she really needs to do is go back to playing plain, ordinary women, like she did in The Good Girl, but she seems afraid to appear less than perfectly styled, post-Brad.
—Dee
Dear Try It On:
You have your husband check out on your ass with one of the world's most beautiful women and get back to me about how you feel about hair and makeup, OK, doll?
Dear Ted:
While I'm happy to see Rihanna out and about and looking happier, is there a chance that she can break free of what seems to me to be a lot of pressure from the business side to cool things down and stay mum on Chris Brown? From the get-go, this whole miserable thing smelled like management nailing a lid down for the almighty dollar's sake. This is as big a crime as the beat-down. Your opinion?
—Susan Crawford
Dear Move Along:
I sure as hell hope Ri can stay away from C.B. because she knows it's good for her. But that remains to be seen. I don't have a good feeling about it.
Dear Ted:
Do you think Summit will purposely corrupt the last days of shooting for New Moon next month so that the cast (mainly Rob and Kristen), can't attend the 2009 MTV Movie Awards? By the way, they are in the running for best kiss. If the ball is indeed in the key players' court, what better way to flip Summit the bird? No doubt Robsten will win that category...Seriously, that kiss was the hottest thing ever! What do you think, Ted?
—Kris
Dear Know Your Audience:
I think Robsten's heat is all about off-camera hotness and Jennifer Aniston and Marley should win Best Kiss.
Dear Ted:
You really are a bottom-feeder, Ted. People like you are going to drive Robert Pattinson out of the acting field...thanks a lot. He's a nice kid, not yet affected by you Hollywood whores...leave him alone. At least attempt to print some truth. And please, stop feeding the crazyass shippers. You and I both know he's not anything more than Kristen or Nikki's friend. Hell is waiting for you, Ted.
—Angie
Dear Because It's Where You Live?
How exactly am I driving him out of Hollywood, a place he chose to enter?