Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.comHey, guys! I'm so glad y'all made it out to see me in NYC, just gonna stop in here and chat with David Letterman real quick! Do you guys like my costume? I'm really into it. It's like the new-new Kelly Clarkson: a forest gypsy lady meets a frumpy housewife type of look. You know the style—all sorts of unnecessary layers!
Anyways, I am a little worried about my jeans, you know? It's like they're sooo flared out that it looks like I have elephant feet.
Do you think my highway patrol sunglasses will be enough to distract Dave? OK! Thanks for coming, you guys! See ya at the county fair next week, right? I hope they give us free drink tickets.
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