OMG, Rob and Emilie!

Get ready for the overexaggeration of Robert Pattinson’s love life

By Ted Casablanca Jun 12, 2009 12:04 AMTags
Robert Pattinson, Emilie De RavinJon Kopaloff/Getty Images, Kevin Parry/ Getty Images

Oh, Robsten lovers, Megan Fox was just the beginning! We warned you to brace yourselves for a long summer of hookup rumors. The latest being that Rob is getting cozy with his Remember Me costar Emilie de Ravin, and Kristen is in some jealous rage.

Boy did we smell that one coming from a mile away. Now that total babe Emilie is recently single, there was no doubt this was going to be Rob's latest tabloid victim. 

Well, multiple things are wrong here:

First of all, Rob and Kristen have the type of relaysh where there is no way jealousy could come between them. In fact, we're sure they are sitting back and loving these rumors!

See, Robsten will most likely never verbally out themselves as a couple, at least not right now—that's what we're hearing from those who hang with them, on both coasts. The last thing they're going to do is use the media, all Paris Hilton-like, as a vehicle to chat about their relaysh, because that inadvertently puts so much pressure on 'em.

So while tabs are going to be running this jealousy stuff left and right, you all can sit back and relax. The Robsten heat is going nowhere. We've got years ahead to dish about their behind-the-scenes naughtiness. It's what makes it fun for us and fun for them to keep it under the radar. No muss, no fuss. Just how Rob and K.Stew like it.

R & K have the perf personality types for couple status because they're both so laid-back, generous (on many levels, with themselves, others, too) and passionate, and they couldn't give an ef what anyone else or rags say about 'em. Isn't that why we love them together?

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder