Lindsay: "I Don’t Believe in Cheating." Uh, Really?

If Lindsay doesn’t cheat, then who was her mystery guy in Miami?

By Ted Casablanca Apr 23, 2009 7:16 PMTags

Sorry, but we just have to say it: Lindsay Lohan gave quite the awkward interview on Ellen yesterday, and it showed worse than Britney's robotic moods lately.

If you can get past how boney, gangly and malnourished La L looks, watch her dish her side of the story (kind of) about the troubles in her life. Apparently, Linds didn't even know she and Samantha Ronson had broken up until Sam "like, disappeared for a week."

Hello, don't you think that's kind of a sign, girl? El attempted to clear up more breakup rumors in the clip above, but some things just aren't adding up:

Linds denies stepping out on SamRo, claiming she "doesn't believe in cheating" after watching her dad do it to her mom for years. Guess she and Sammy were just on a break during that trip to Miami a few months back.

As we told you first, L.L. was craving a little male action, and now other tabs are following suit, saying Loca Lohan has found herself a new dude.

No surprise there—we've only been telling you all for forever that she was a guys gal, literally. Folks who saw Lindsay clubbing Monday night at h.wood say she was swarmed by dudes and loving it, giving all her attention to "all kinds of weird and sketchy guys."

Linds really just might be as alone as she appears. Even though the troubled babe keeps mocking the Us Weekly cover, it doesn't exactly seem like L.L. is flush with friends. In fact, it was quite the opposite at last night's Us' Hot Hollywood Style Party. But a bit more on that later.

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder