Bryan Bedder/BS/Getty Images for Zomba Label Group• We think it's pretty safe to say Britney Spears won't be celebrating the end of her tour by marrying a 40-year-old real-estate developer on his aunt's farm in Germany. Supposedly, John Sundahl, who lives with his parents, spent $4.5 million on a ring and is forking over another $350K for a fence to keep the nuptials private.
• Watching Dancing With the Stars isn't the only thing Lil' Kim did in prison...
• Shia LaBeouf's seventh-grade school picture is just as bad as yours.
• Poor Nick Cannon. Mariah Carey wants to know what love is.
• Tired of sifting through the endless John Mayer, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, etc. tweets looking for those few Twitter gems? Well, Who Gives a Twit?
• Dear Drew Barrymore, Jason Bateman & Ben Affleck: Thanks for getting in tune for us and, more important, for Music Rising. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Those Jonas Brothers got really into the Dodgers game the other day. See what other celebrities are fans of the Los Angeles home team in our Dodger Dawgs gallery!