Lindsay Lohan Works It. Bang! Wow!
Last week it was professional red carpet walker Mischa Barton getting a job, and now we have Lindsay Lohan actually working. Unemployed actresses can't be too picky, which means Mischa's CW show also now costars High School Musical's Corbin Bleu, and the Italian fashion label that hired LiLo makes her shoot some bizarro commercial where neon pink and blue shapes fly around while she mutters, "Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Smack. Splash. Smash. Crash. Glam, pink, heart."
Yeah, doesn't make much sense until you read the press release: "In the Fornarina commercial, Lindsay Lohan is a modern Alice in Wonderland who explores 3 metaphysical settings characterized by fluctuating geometrical shapes with neon and fluo colours. An '80s atmosphere revised through a contemporary point of view."
Ohhh, so that's why Lindsay is lounging around an '80s video game just listing off words that sound cool—because it's Alice in Wonderland, just more contemporary. But it's like Lindsay says in the new Nylon...
Nylon
"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And have a house to pay for now.'" So beggars can't be choosers or something, and it seems like modeling is all Linds wants to do now.
"I love doing photo shoots," she continues. "I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that...because that’s fun for me. That’s not work."
With a commercial like this in her portfolio, she better get ready; her modeling career is about to blow up. But it's still smart to have a backup plan in case no other clothing line is looking to launch a contemporary '80s metaphysical Alice in Wonderland campaign, and that's where Seth Rogen comes in.
"I'm talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn—I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!"
Well, now we know who to blame for Lindsay not acting anymore.
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