Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! In honor of this joyous occasion, here are ten pinatas who are obviously harboring some pretty serious sh*t.
He watched brother get clubbed to death by a four year- old named Logan.
Every Friday, they have group sex while listening to "Dead Can Dance."
He forces telemarketers address him as "Big Boy."
"I'm still alive!' she screamed, as they removed her eyes.
She's asked her partner to undergo three different horn-enhancement surgeries...and remains unsatisfied.
She's not racist, but...
He's stuffed full of barbecue-style chicken wings, and has been since 1977. And maggots. And he likes it.
Sex Trafficking.
They're building a religion based on science fiction. Also, they're actually 24.99.