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Jessica Alba

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Did Jessica Alba float out of the sky and onto the sidewalk carrying a bird umbrella that talks and a magically deep carpet bag? Because according to this outfit, she's two seconds away from scolding a little British boy and singing, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

We love Mary Poppins as much as the next child of the '90s, but copying Julie Andrews' on-screen fashion is taking things one spoonful of sugar too far.

For us, it's that wide white skirt and mini blazer combo that seals the deal. We can just picture Mary riding one of those magical carousel horses while singing along to "Jolly Holiday." The Sin City star may be missing her signature flat top hat, but her ladylike locks totally match the nanny'sespecially during that super depressing "Feed the Birds" moment.

The only off element are the A-lister's sky-high heels. They're gorgeous with the London house help's haute couture, but she's going to have a tricky time keeping up with Burt for that "Step In Time" chimney routine, which everyone knows is the best part of the movie.