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Rumor has it that Sofia Vergara and Ellen DeGeneres are spoofing a CoverGirl commercial in these throwback jumpsuits, but that doesn't explain much. Did women wear this Dynasty-inspired look in an actual ad? Is this what the Modern Family star wore in the decade of excess? Or is that actually some kind of futuristic Star Trek-goes-glam situation? We have no idea, we just can't get the visions of fancy moms from the '80s, getting dressed up for a PTA gala out of our heads.