When we first saw this photo, we thought it was a curvier Taylor Swift. Or maybe Lady Gaga doing some performance art piece about Taylor Swift.
But then our editor told us this is actually Jennifer Lopez. Which is ridiculous.
Because look: There are no crystals, sequins, rhinestones, front cleavage, butt cleavage, ostrich feathers, peacock feathers, cockatoo feathers, glitter, stick-on bulbs, bike reflectors, fishing lures, glow worms or any other bling J.Lo would require before leaving her all-white hotel room.
Yes, we see the bows, but bows are not J.Lo. They are twee and country, the hallmark of girls who play ukeleles. Or Zooey Deschanel. Or, seriously, Taylor Swift.
But nope, we just checked again: It's J.Lo, all right. Next thing you know, Leighton Meester will be wearing sweatpants and Uggs. Ha! Like that'll ever happen.