But then our editor told us this is actually Jennifer Lopez. Which is ridiculous.
Because look: There are no crystals, sequins, rhinestones, front cleavage, butt cleavage, ostrich feathers, peacock feathers, cockatoo feathers, glitter, stick-on bulbs, bike reflectors, fishing lures, glow worms or any other bling J.Lo would require before leaving her all-white hotel room.
Yes, we see the bows, but bows are not J.Lo. They are twee and country, the hallmark of girls who play ukeleles. Or Zooey Deschanel. Or, seriously, Taylor Swift.