Shh, you guys! Rihanna is trying to enjoy some discreet downtime in England so she's leaving her hotel in disguise.
"Pish posh," you say. "That low-key outfit could belong to anyone!"
We know, we know: Between the way-discreet sunglasses, the nearly invisible lipstick, the modest shorts and leopard-print boots—which, we're sure, are totally about camouflage—it's nearly impossible to tell there's even a person there at all!
Yet sources deep inside the Ri-Ri camp confirm that this is, indeed, the singer. But maybe we shouldn't be pointing this out. Clearly, this is a person hoping to pass through the streets of London unnoticed.