Let's face it, girls, life just isn't fair.
Johnny Depp was caught on the streets of NYC this week looking more like a train wreck engineer than a movie star, but he still makes us want to go, "Woo! Wooooo!"
No matter how uncoordinated his outfit, no matter how long since he last bathed, no matter how outlandish the getup, Johnny is—quite simply—always hot stuff. (OK, his Edward Scissorhands outfit was a bit off-putting, but frankly that's only because of the puckered lipstick. All those belts and buckles looked great on him!)
There's just something about his easy, cool style that makes him look like he's one step ahead of the fashion curve, or perhaps he's just above it.
Seriously, look at this! He even makes that denim and leather-trimmed jacket look good!
Rihanna should have such luck.