johnny depp (142 posts)
Afternoon Mail! Is Crotch Uh-Lastic About to Go Up In Smoke…Or Down in Flames?!
Dear Ted:
So with Crotch Uh-Lastic being "strung out" is he just a stoner or is he into harder drugs these days?
—Concerned Fan
Dear Gateway Vicer:
Stoner biz would be a blessing at this point. Whereas Crotch used to love going out with pals—and coming home with a boy or two—he's moved on to the harder stuff. And it's showing. Hate to say it, but I think Hollywood has definitely gotten to CU-L.
Dear Ted:
I am curious about Debbie Doobie. Does she have a role in a big movie franchise? Perhaps adapted from a very popular book series?
—Shannon
New Ted Says Video! Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis—Stop Messing With the Media!
Last week the lack of PDA from my fave Hollywood couples got me all worked up, but this week? It's Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis who are driving me friggin' crazy! Find out why I think this couple should own up to the status of their 14-year relaysh. And what's up with Vanessa's very odd explanation for the duo's rumored demise?
All this and more on this week's episode of Ted Says! And don't forget to check out my YouTube channel to see what (and who) else has my blood boiling!
Top Five Tell-Tale Signs of Big Hollywood Breakups!
‘Tis the season for break-ups in Tinsel Town! And Heidi Klum and Seal are the latest to jump on the divorce train.
And while we're tres-disappointed (and a bit surprised) to see this extravagant couple call it quits, we must admit, there were definite signs pointing to their demise.
So, let's take a look back at some of the biggest break-ups in H'Wood history and check out the tell-tale signs this team should have seen comin'.
Vanessa Paradis: Rumors of Johnny Depp Split Are "False"
Vanessa Paradis has a bone to pick with the media.
Johnny Depp's ladylove and mother of his two children smacked down tabloid stories that she and the Pirates of the Caribbean star have gone their separate ways after 12 years together.
And it's a much stronger denial than the last time she talked about it.
Morning Mail! Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fooling Us?
Dear Ted:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie "will continue their relaysh on their own terms" and "not like they were told." Um, OK. They do realize nobody is actually trying to instruct them on how to run their relationship, right? Given Angie manages to wedge her sexuality into a conversation every chance she gets (even her emotional meltdowns happen when she's in a shower with Brad), this just sounds like more promo on their part. They are such rebels etc., etc. OK guys, we get it! You're hotter and more daring than us and you're happier for it.
—FMH
Dear Brangelina-itis:
Sorry babe, but this is Hollywood so don't be foolish in thinking no one's instructing the duo on how to run their relaysh. They're the hottest couple in Tinseltown and tabloid gold (especially during Oscar season). As for your sexuality claim? Angie was explaining her emotional meltdown while directing In the Land of Blood and Honey, she was hardly flaunting sexual prowess. And while you might keep hatin', we're uber-excited to see the duo rock the red carpet ('cause let's be real, they are hotter than the rest of us).
Dear Ted:
Hope you're having a good new year so far! Watching reruns of Friends today got me wondering what is up with my favorite BFFs, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. Are they still friends or are the rumors of a falling out true? They are never together any more. Is Justin Theroux to blame?
—C
Vanessa Paradis Vaguely Addresses Johnny Depp Breakup Rumors, Goes Solo in Paris
Vanessa Paradis isn't doing much to squelch talk that she and Johnny Depp are dunzo.
The singer-actress stepped out solo last night at the Paris premiere of her new flick Café de Flore, marking her first public appearance since rumors began swirling early this month that she and the Hollywood megastar are calling it quits.
But that wasn't the only thing Paradis did to fuel rumors of a romantic flameout…
Week in Review: Johnny Depp's Shocking Split, Avril & Brody Break Up, Khloé Baby Talk & Golden George Clooney
So, how about those Republican primaries?
If you would prefer not to think about the economy, international conflict or the depressing nature of politics in this country for a few minutes—we've got the perfect reprieve!
Johnny Depp Brings Back the Creepy Factor...As a Vampire!
What is it with Johnny Depp being able to pull off some of the freakiest looks ever, and yet, we still love him?!
Although he may not sparkle like some other vampires we all know and love, Depp still looks like quite the striking bloodsucker, if we do say so ourselves.
So, what's the deal with the undead makeover?
Vanessa Paradis Steps Out Sans Johnny Depp Amid Split Rumors
Sad though it may be, there is, historically, a pattern to high-profile celebrity splits.
First come the fever-pitch rumors of a breakup (check), then comes the paparazzi photo of one or both partners, cutting a sad, solo figure (check), and then comes the inevitable, reluctant statement from the splitting parties.
Well, guess which stage we're at in Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis' reportedly imminent split?
Morning Mail! Is Jennifer Aniston Hiding a Secret Baby Bump?!
Dear Ted:
Thanks for answering my recent question on my fave duo Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. I'm wondering now if you have any scoop about the rampant rumors that they are expecting a baby? They've been laying so low lately and the one pic of them in months (from last week) seemed to show a possible "baby bump" and now all the rumors of pregnancy that haven't been addressed by her rep. Is it possible we'll be seeing a little A-List/hipster baby in 2012?
—Hoping for baby news
Dear Hipster Hottie In The Making?:
Jen's busy blaming her rumored baby bump on weight gain from kicking her ciggie habit, so don't expect the gal to dish any juicy deets. And while Jen may have simply gained a few lbs., we'd be delighted to see this couple have a babe of their own. We hear they're only getting more serious, sounds like the par-fait next move for the super cool couple, no?
Dear Ted:
I'm hearing rumors that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are on the outs! Say it ain't so! I thought they were one of those rare couples that survive the rise to fame. What have you heard?
—Lyn






