Caption Tyra Banks' Striped Couture

America's Next Top Model host baffles in a housewife dress with big stripes. Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page

UPDATE:

Lily Says: "Tonight I hold two pictures in my hand. The person who's name I don't call must leave immediately and follow me to couture jail."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Tyra Banks, at the Advertising Week Kickoff party in New York City

The classic housedress gets wacky with all-over striping, puffy sleeves and business-casual cuffs. What was Miss Tyra thinking?

Does this getup have what it takes to be in the running for...well, you know what we mean. Write a clever caption about Ty-Ty's outfit and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.