David Tonnessen,PacificCoastNews.com
While Megan Fox is removing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo in order to stop attracting "negative" energy, Lindsay Lohan is picking up her slack.
In a new book titled Marilyn: Intimate Exposures, Lindsay posed semi-nude with a full on Marilyn hairdo. I guess she figures her life is one big ball of negative energy, so she might as well go for it.
Apparently Lindsay wrote the forword, which I assume she did in her off time from smoking cigarettes and sunning on her rooftop. Lindsay wrote that Marilyn was a "beautiful bad girl" who "never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I…I don't want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble."
Too late, girl.