Toddlers & Tiaras "star" Eden Wood is retiring from the beauty pageant world...at the age of 6. The director of the University Royalty Beauty Pageant in Texas told E! News that Eden is "a performer and an entertainer. Beauty pageants are a stepping stone for any performer, look at Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey." I'm sure Oprah is thrilled that this woman compared her career to Sarah Palin's. Apparently this little nugget beauty pageant retiree is planning on heading to Los Angeles to "launch" her singing career. Shame on her mom...shame. She's f--kingg 6. The next "move" she should be planning is to eat cereal and get on people's nerves.