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All you need to do to get laid is text a girl

There's a new survey that shows that nearly four out of five women believe that texting, Facebook and other social media tools cause new couples to jump into bed faster. It seems that people are using Facebook to "scope out" potential dates, and that more and more men are asking women out via text or Facebook messaging. Texting supposedly creates sexual tension, so by the time a man and woman go out on an actual date, they feel like they already know each other and are ready to start porking. I am going to go out on a limb and call this survey a big load of shadoobie. As you might have noticed, I've had a few one-night stands in my life...enough that I was able to write an entire book about it. Women have been porking guys on the first date for years, well before any of us got a text message or a stupid Facebook page. The only thing this survey shows is that women are coming up with new excuses to be slutty, and I don't like it. The only time you should have to explain why you had sex with a guy on the first date is if you didn't.