It's finally been revealed, after all of the speculation, what the woman who was found in Charlie Sheen's hotel room during his recent escapades does for a living. Many people were assuming that she was an escort; even Chelsea Lately jumped to that conclusion. She is not an escort...she's a porn star. When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong, so I'd like to apologize to all of the escorts out there for thinking she was one of you. Obviously she must have been offended to be accused of being paid for sex when it turns out that she's an actress. I'm now more confused about why she was so afraid of Charlie that she had to hide in a closet, though. I've watched porn before, for educational purposes, and from what I've seen, those girls aren't scared of anything. They let perfect strangers and pizza delivery men into their homes with no questions asked. I'd think she'd be tougher. Another surprising thing about this girl is that according to RadarOnline, her father has no idea what she does for a living. I really wish I had that problem.