Rachel Uchitel, rumored lover of Tiger Woods, is being accused of sleeping with another married man: Jeremy London. If it's true, at least she can no longer be accused of trying to pork famous people. According to RadarOnline, London's ex-wife Melissa told friends that she believes the two are romantically involved. They were both on Celebrity Rehab, and now they live together in a sober living home. What a romantic story. London denies any involvement with Uchitel, insisting that they are just friends. He also defended her by saying, "She's been wrongfully persecuted by the media and because of what the media has done to met after I was nearly murdered, I relate to her." Wait, now he was "nearly murdered"? I thought he was just "kidnapped" and "forced" to do ecstasy. I feel terrible for ever making fun of him. Clearly he's got his s--t together.