Gustavo Caballero/Getty ImagesAmy Fisher has found a way to get back in the news. The "Long Island Lolita" is going to perform a few topless dance shows in Commack, New York. A portion of the tips she receives will go to the Haitian relief efforts.
Her husband, Lou Bellera, explains that Fisher is not a "pole-climber." I've seen her sex tape. She's definitely climbed a few poles.
He went on to say that Fisher is "like a politician, greeting the crowds." Politicians aren't the cleanest people, but even I don't think it's nice to compare them to Amy Fisher. I can't name one politician that ever greeted a crowd with their vagina. Hillary Clinton might have tried, but her penis got in the way.