Whoever said Michelle was too old to enter a Little Miss pageant hadn't seen this gown yet!
The Mayans were right. The end is near.
This is like one of those seeing eye posters that you stare at long enough and see a new image. All we're seeing is fugly Barrymore, though.
Every time we try and forget about the '80s some bitch reminds us with their outfit.
Sarah's gown is cloudy with a chance of hideous.
It's like a figure skater mated with the Purple People Eater and got this.
This look was our "Worst of the Year" in 2011. Still holds up today.
She has a pussy on her...nevermind.
Behold, the court jester!
The Abominable Snowman lives!
Kelly has a very bright future as a Vegas lounge singer in this getup. Or a knockoff Little Mermaid.
This is what happens when you run over a snake and try to clean the mess up with your dress.
What Snooki lacks in height, she more than makes up for with that Bump It.
If you've ever wondered what psych ward patients are capable of—look no further!
Xtina likes to call this getup, "The Before" photo.
It's like a cheap pirate costume you'd fish out of the Halloween store's 2-for-1 bin.
Hundreth verse, same as the first! Welcome to the ta-ta show, everyone!
She looks like a giant peeling onion and it makes us want to cry.
You know things are bad when even the dress wants to melt off of you.
Help us understand, Sinead. Why? No, really, why?!
Other than the fact that we want to pin back those bangs, we think this is a really great Halloween costume of our crazy Aunt Monica.
Maybe it's just the shiny patch in the middle or those blood red shoes, but something about this screams murder and it makes us uncomfortable.
Hola, J.Lo! So great of you to cut out the side of your dress so you could remind us of your 6-pack abs!
Prince wants his hat back.