Oh la la, Olivier! As if this French soccer stud weren't gorgeous enough already, he's got a killer slicked-back ‘do.
We get it—he's a steamy Brazilian sensation. But its 2014, not 2004, meaning he can't get away with a platinum blond dye-job anymore.
There is no excuse for a platinum mohawk.
The Netherlands has been crushing it at the World Cup, and this Dutch hottie is doing just the same in the realm of athletic haircuts.
Again with the platinum blond… just no.
Maybe the Croatian defender was going for a Sonic the Hedgehog look?
A look like this takes loads of time and dedication to maintain—which is hard enough for the average Joe, let alone a professional athlete. Props to you, Benoit!
Saphir is hot even with the funky mohawk trend, so just imagine him without. Whew!
It's not that dreads aren't our thing. It's that after all the hot sweaty soccer games, those long locks have got to be stanky.
We're not sure which is better—that knees-go-weak smolder or the flawless hair.
With the right trim, this look wouldn't be so bad.
Lucky jersey numbers we get, but shaving and dyeing said number into your head? Overkill.
This English footballer is clearly David Beckham's protégé in terms of perfect on-field hair.
The Belgian defender looks like a peculiar rendition of a Wooly Willy toy. Remember those?
Hopefully this "playoff beard" won't last beyond the World Cup.