His partner, "Strawberry Shortcake," is wanted for six counts of murder.
This is neither "breaking" nor "news."
"Reporting for Fox 31 News, this is—huuuuEEEUGHHHH!!"
That tornado was so strong it sent that house back in TIME.
Somebody needs to rethink their acronyms.
Fun fact: Sub in "Florida" for "Australia" and this is still 100% believable.
I see you, parentheses.
Also pleaded guilty to being drunk for 2/3 of her life.
"I WAS MAKING LOVE. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!" - Murfreesboro Man
It took 3 hours and 4 officers to figure out how to "unlike" The Soup.
Also saw a big man, a big truck, and a big building! It was quite the day.
So... is this a scheduled event that I should purchase tickets for or....?
"Hey maybe we should read what's in this b-roll for this package?"
"It's Tinder. How bad could it be?"
You won't need them after hearing this report.
So the squirrel stopped running in circles, right? Problem solved.
The most honest thing reported by Fox News.
When you're drunk enough everything's a weapon.
Hailed as heroes by the carjacker.
"We will return in a moment... FROM THE GRAVE!"
A superhero for the people... of Texas
"And I thought last week's tornado was our neighbor's sex-crazed adult son running around the trailer really fast."
Can cloak like the real Predator so please be cautious.
Study: Studies Unnecessary and a Waste of Everyone's Money
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