john mayer (68 posts)

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Dear Ted:
Are you serious that Taylor Swift fits your description of who Tim Tebow needs: church twice a week, and a virgin? I just can't believe that. I love Taylor, but she's dated a lot of hotties and I find it hard to believe that she hasn't been involved with any of them.
—K

Dear K is For Klose-Minded:
Hey, just because the babe went out with John Mayer doesn't mean she was one of his bed notches. All evidence leads the other way, actually, considering "Dear John," etc. And don't underestimate Taylor's convictions. That's one strong-willed country thing.

Dear Ted:
I am so worried for my team and that it may be corrupted by Vicey-ness, when they really need to focus to get in the play-offs! Do you think Pepper Harthman will end up with a good season, or more painful one?
—C

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Dear Ted:
How are things with Carmelita Salami-Climber and her man? Has she realized what a tool he is and dumped him?
—Lyn

Dear No Climbing for Carmelita:
There's certainly been some goss, but Carmelita seems to have reached a conclusion, although I wouldn't count on what exactly it is at the moment—Carmelita lives to surprise everybody, her men most of all.

Dear Ted:
Have you confirmed that Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are not Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream?
—S

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Dear Ted:
Can you give us any dish on the hunky Ryan Gosling? Does he have any Vices? And what about him and Eva Mendes? She seems completely not for him, but more interested in gaining from his current megawatt popularity. Share something with us pretty please.
—A

Dear Goo-Goo for Gosling:
If you're wondering if they've Viced as a couple yet, that'd be a no, doll. While this pairing may reek of juicy goss, it's all been pretty innocent so far. I'd put good money on these two getting scandalous before they get serious, though.

Dear Ted:
I literally woke up at night thinking about who the hell John Mayer's Vice partner is? I like Jennifer Aniston, so I don't want it to be her. My money is on Jessica Simpson. Do all his exes know he's a Vice star?
—Nico

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Fallen Star, PacificCoastNews.com

John Mayer is not disappointing with his latest shenanigans.

As you may have heard, J.M. had to cancel some shows and bump his album release date after an unwelcome mass was found near his vocal chords. And trust, we hope he gets better, 'cause we do love the voice behind that headline-makin' mouth.

But what's the latest Mayer move?

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Dear Ted:
I'm wondering what your insight would be on what is causing the double chin I'm seeing on Lindsay Lohan. Do you think it's double vodka on the rocks or a Coke on the rocks...hold the ice, hold the glass but yes on the straw? Funny how partying your ass off results in the weight redistributing right to the double chin and bloated face, huh?
—Doubling Down Diva

Dear Dubious Dieter:
You're partially right, babe. Late nights in the club definitely aren't helping LiLo's one-time enviable figure—maybe if she spent more time on the dance floor and less time swimming in the VIP bottle service, but alas. No drugs though, her tush would already be back in court by now if she was snorting anything illegal.

Dear Ted:
Jennifer Lawrence is my absolute fave up-and-coming actress. Any Blind Vice info on my girl? With all the mean comments she has gotten from the teaser trailer, I really wouldn't mind if she had a Vice, something people could actually speculate on instead of her not bad acting skills.
—Fairy Glow

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Dear Ted:
Let's talk Oprah. So sad her show ended. I know everyone thinks she is the popular guess for Butter Pussy, but I just don't buy it. I mean, remember how Ellen DeGeneres officially came out on Oprah's show? I just don't think that someone who would be so supportive and open as to give Ellen a platform to do that could stay firmly locked in the closet herself. Love ya, and great job with trying to quit the cancer sticks.
—A Former Smoker

Dear The Big O:
You have good reason to doubt that muy popular Vice guess, super-puss. I do, too. But isn't it interesting you didn't actually ask me to answer, so...I won't!  Regardless,  haven't I always told you that some B.V.s aren't as obvious as they seem? But Oprah does have some dirty little deets that she managed to keep secret all these years she was on air. Impressive, huh? But that's why she's the most powerful chatty cathy ever.

Dear Ted:
Please say it isn't so: Renée Zellweger and John Mayer?! This calls for some sort of intervention. Can you do anything to get Renée away from this schmuck?! I know you have a "don't get involved" policy but can you make an exception? P.S. So proud of you for giving up the cigs!!!
—Huge Bridget Jones Fan

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Dear Ted:
Is there something Scarlett Johansson is hiding? That infamous running pic with Sean Penn that had everyone asking about a bump. And now, the latest picture from the White House Correspondents Dinner where she's leaving with Penn, either the dress is really not flattering to her figure or that is a baby bump. Any clues?
—ryleypyley

Dear Ted:
Whatever comes out of Scarlett's mouth is not what's going on. Just like when Scarlett denied she and Ryan Reynolds were engaged, next thing you know, they're friggin' married! Just as quick was ScarJo's quick denial that anything was growing inside her after those revealing jogging pics you mentioned, wouldn't surprise me in the least if the dame wasn't actually preggers. And, of course, at this slobbering point, ScarPenn damn well will be pregnant soon!

Dear Ted:
After reading your coverage of The Hunger Games casting, I decided to read the series. I just finished, and it was amazing! I kept trying to imagine who could play Cinna the stylist, and Christian Siriano from Project Runway kept popping into my head. I don't know if he can act, but his sparse personal presentation next to his fierce designs seem like the perfect mix of the strong rebel with a Capital flair that makes up Cinna's character. Am I totally crazy?
—allegzz

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