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Can Jessica Simpson's New Baby Make Her a Ton of Cash?
How much will Jessica Simpson make off her pregnancy and recent birth?
—Doughboy, via the inbox
If there's one thing Jessica Simpson knows how to do, it's make money out of stuff that other people do all the time, like, getting married. Or, in this most recent case, making a newborn baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson.
Just how much is Simpson—who is already super rich—expected to rake in?
Well:
Jessica Simpson Burning Baby Questions: Price on the First Pics? How About That Fancy Birthing Suite?
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are proud new parents of a healthy baby girl they've named Maxwell Drew.
Fine. Now, when do we get to see her?!
Let's say that Simpson and her fiancé sell the first photos of their daughter to a willing publication. How much is a magazine going to have to spend so that we can have the pleasure of cooing at baby Maxwell from the comfort of our own computers?
UPDATE!
Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to Baby Girl!
Jessica Simpson is a mommy!
As expected, the singer turned fashion mogul and fiancé Eric Johnson welcomed a baby girl in Los Angeles this morning.
"Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson," states the announcement on Jessica's official site.
There's no word on just how much amniotic fluid was in there (at least, not yet), but the couple did share just how thrilled they are with their family's new addition.
Oh, Baby! Is Jessica Simpson About to Give Birth?
The stork is circling.
Or so it would seem, as this morning members of Jessica Simpson's family—including sister Ashlee Simpson, mama Tina and papa Joe, along with fiancé Eric Johnson's parents—were spotted arriving at a Los Angeles hospital.
So, is baby about to make three?
Snooki "Never Dissed Jessica Simpson" or Her "Hot Ass Bump"
Is pregnancy making Snooki snarky?
According to Us Weekly, the Jersey Shore starlet and mom-to-be recently slammed Jessica Simpson's pregnancy weight gain. Snooki, 24, allegedly told reporters she "would die if she were her size" and said that while Simpson "[indulges] in everything she [wants]," she's making a point to eat healthily.
But Snooki's no J.Simp hater. She took to Twitter to set the record straight…
Jessica Simpson's Baby Shower Video Is Almost as Good as Being Invited, Almost
Wish you had been invited to Jessica Simpson's baby shower? Already had your dress picked out?
You can still get gussied up and pretend you were there, because the 31-year-old singer just released a video of the March 18 festivities and it feels like you're there!
As you watch you can also cheer for Jessica as she arrives looking beautiful, but ready to pop, in a long, ruffled, snakeskin print dress with her wavy golden hair pulled back in tiny braids.
Then it's time to...
Jessica Simpson's Baby Shower: Check Out the Video!
If you're still a bit bummed that you weren't invited to Jessica Simpson's baby shower last month, well, the mom-to-be has offered up the next best thing.
The still-pregnant Fashion Star mentor has just posted a video to her official website that highlights all the memorable moments from that big day set to the appropriately titled tune, "I Can't Give You Anything but Love, Baby."
False Alarm: Jessica Simpson Tweets She's Still Preggers Y'All
Really?!
Yup, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant y'all.
The Fashion Star mentor and designer, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Eric Johnson, took to Twitter Saturday to dispel rumors she'd finally given birth to a baby girl.
Morning Mail! Where's the Love for Matt Bomer? (Right Here!)
Dear Ted:
Just saw the Magic Mike's trailer. My first reactions, like about 80 percent of people, was what the ef was that? They promised us a funny stripper movie with hot naked man and they show us some lame rom-com with an unknown actress (who according to those who saw the screening has a very small role in the movie). And where is Matt Bomer?! This movie was earlier promoted quite heavily with his name and his hot body, but now there's not a single mention of him? Is the marketing team only ancient straight men who have not a single clue about what woman and gay men want? We want hot naked male bodies.
—Simplette
Dear Preaching to the Choir:
We just have to remind each other that there will be plenty of Bomer on the big screen. And knowing that is enough to tide us over until the end of June, right?! As for the love story business, it's clear that no one has been paying attention to the Fifty Shades of Grey headlines or they would have know that sex is really selling these days…and especially to women.
Dear Ted:
I completely agree that Hollywood should hire more female directors and they dropped the ball with Catching Fire by seemingly not even considering one. Get a clue, Hollywood! Between the two directors who Lionsgate actually seems to be looking at, I'd prefer Bennett Miller. Maybe he can wrangle in Phillip Seymour Hoffman for Plutarch Heavensbee since he likes to work with him. Wouldn't Hoffman be perfect?
—Invisigoth
Five Most Anticipated Celeb Babies of the Future!
Forget baby bump watch, this is baby brainstorming watch!
Yesterday, word hit the net that Khloé Kardashian Odom is pregnant. Her father-in-law, Joe Odom, told RumorFix just that, while sources have denied the rumor and Khloé herself has made no official comment. But either way, we know one thing: KKO will make one heck of a mama when the time comes.
That, and if the tabloid stories prove anything, she has one of the most anticipated celeb babies since Blue Ivy Carter! So we racked our brains and present to you five future offspring we can't wait for…




