The thirst for Michael Phelps is real even when he's not near a pool.
The Olympic swimmer (and his abs and bulge) lent their assistance to Arizona State's mens basketball team last night.
Wearing his 18 gold medals and a Chippendales-style bowtie, Phelps ripped off first his shirt, and then his pants, in Arizona State's "Curtain Of Distraction," causing an Oregon State player to miss two foul shots.
Who wouldn't be distracted by this?!
This is how 90% of our dreams start.
Phelps may be the one jumping for joy in these GIFs, but we're doing the same just looking at them.
Look how happy he is to be shirtless for all of us right now. Aw, that's so sweet.
You're welcome, Internet.
Was there even a basketball game going on? We totally forgot.
Oh, Arizona State's basketball team (where Phelps is also working as assistant swim coach this year) won the game 86-68.
But really... we all won.