Conan took one of his employees out on the road Tuesday to test her driving skills before she took her exam and made sure she was well equipped to handle any scenario that might come her way. To kick things off, Conan taught her never to let anyone pass her, but she failed.
"Well, you just let that guy pass you, so now it's like you're his bitch, you know what I mean?" Conan told her. "So now you've got to be like, 'No, I'm not your bitch. You're my bitch,' and then you accelerate and cut him off."
While watching the staffer and Conan drive throughout Los Angeles would've been entertaining enough, the late-night talk show host decided to take it to the next level: Invite more passengers into the car so she can experience potential distractions, so he invited Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, the stars of Ride Along 2, into the car.
"Rule no. 1: Don't f--k this up," Hart said.
The former N.W.A. rapper also informed her that her driving might see some action. "We might need you to do a drive by so you gotta know how to slow down and bop bop bop bop," Cube explained, imitating the motion of firing a gun. But when Conan said "bam bam bam bam," Cube told him he had it all wrong.
"That's a bonanza," he quipped.
The trio finally let the staffer, named Diana, put the pedal to the metal but not before they buckled up. Unfortunately, Hart was anti-seatbelt. "Thug life," he said.
"Tupac [Shakur] was one of the biggest thugs I know," Cube replied, "and he always wore his seatbelt."
The foursome proceeded to go on an adventure through L.A., tormenting other drivers by throwing pennies at them and honking the horn. Their conversation ran the gamut, covering everything from driving tips to drugs, which naturally led them to stop by a dispensary.
Purchasing a piñata full of weed (literally), the group takes off where they "break the law" in front of a police officer. "We ain't scared of no po po," Cube said.
Conan wasn't even stressed about the rules of the road, given how they turned the car into a hot box. "Suddenly all my anxieties and fears are gone," the redheaded host said.
Hmm we wonder why!
Watch the clip above to find out where this cast of characters ends up, courtesy of Diana's driving skills.