And the Emmy Award for Best Actress goes to…not Paris Hilton.
However, the drama that she wants us to believe happens on tonight's finale of her My New BFF "reality" show on MTV is quite something.
The hotel heiress appears to be so overwhelmed by her final decision that she just walks off set. "This is too hard," Meryl Streep Hilton says. "I can't do this right now."
Contestants Vanessa and Brittany are left scratching their wig-covered heads.
Cut to a producer who wants us to believe that Hilton has gone missing. "What do you mean she left?" Al Pacino the producer says into a headset, sounding oh-so-worried. "We have got to find her."
But don't you worry. Ms. Hilton obviously was found, because not only does the finale air tonight but there's a reunion show with the original 18 contestants plus an aftershow that includes a visit from Hilton's sister, Nicky.
Whew! Thank goodness we didn't file a missing person's report.