Everyone before Nov. 1:
Everyone on and after Nov. 1:
And now you're all caught up on the Internet's vibe as the calendar flipped from October to November. As you remember, as soon as October hit, Halloween fans celebrated the hell out of the start of their season. Pumpkins! Skeletons! Costumes! Pumpkin Spice everything! Now we know why Halloween superfans try to make the most out of their month. Because they know as soon as midnight hits on Nov. 1, everyone will pretty much explode into a cloud of green and red glitter. But before they explode, they'll shout out: "It's Christmas time, bitches!"
To be clear, we're not judging Xmas fanatics. If you think we won't listen to Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" every day until Dec. 26 then you are sorely mistaken and you have hurt our feelings. Good thing it's Christmas season or else we'd never forgive you.
Sure, those who are celebrating this time of year are a bit aggressive with their Christmas cheer, but you can either join in on the festivities or you can simply step out of the way. Because from now until the end of the year, the Internet is going to look a lot like this:
Wait. We just came up with a new holiday that will allow people to officially celebrate the beginning of November and thus, the beginning of the holiday season. We'll call it...
Nov-mas! Happy Nov-mas*, everyone!
*Patent pending
This is how Chris Pratt celebrates Christmas with his family: