Ashley Olsen Discovers Hockey, Hats

Ashley Olsen has a front-row seat...at a New York Rangers game. Check out hockey's most fashionable fan

We won’t pretend to know why Ashley Olsen and model May Andersen were at the Pittsburgh Penguins vs. New York Rangers game at Madison Square Garden yesterday.

But we have some guesses:

1. The Rangers hired Ashley to scare off opposing players with her anime eyes
2. Free fedora night!
3. Ashley has lost so much weight that the only way she can feel whole is by watching men clobber one another with sticks in subzero temperatures
4. They totally thought they were going to an Arctic Monkeys show—oops!