In Monday's all-new ep of Gossip Girl, "Chuck in Real Life," Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) wins a round against Blair (Leighton Meester), Dan (Penn Badgley) steals Nate (Chace Crawford) from Chuck (Ed Westwick), and as you can see above, Blair entices Chuck into her "seduce and destroy" scheme with the promise of revenge.
I do believe that Blair's scheme is snagged straight from Les Liaisons Dangereuses or possibly, you know, Cruel Intentions—our Blair is taking after Marquise de Merteuil, i.e. (depending on your generation) Glenn Close or Sarah Michelle Gellar, at her most merciless and manipulative.
Check out the clip above to see Blair and Chuck plot against their enemies (are they a delicious pair or what?), and then take a look at the other two clips below.
Gossip Girl airs on the CW Mondays at 8 p.m.