If you ask Kim Kardashian why she hasn't gotten pregnant with baby No. 2, she's almost at a loss for words.
"I've done everything so perfect to try and get pregnant," she told E! News. "There's a list of things you shouldn't be doing and I was perfect for eight to 10 months and now I don't understand."
Instead of aiming for perfection, North West's mom is ready to go against the rulebook and see what happens. So what's her first step in testing the waters? Changing her hair color, of course!
"I'm going to do everything that I want to do and that includes going platinum," she told Ken Baker while promoting her Glu Mobile app game. "Hopefully I will get pregnant doing all the wrong things. I'm totally changing my tactics."
One habit she may not be willing to break is her healthy sex life with Kanye West. On last Sunday's season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim told her sisters that she's getting it on with her man 500 times a day. As it turns out, it may not be the best strategy.
"The doctors said he thinks I'm having sex too much," she shared. "He said one time is more powerful…so we've tried everything." And for the record, the twosome says they're actually only having fun in the bedroom about 15 times a day. No biggie, right?!
Throughout her journey to becoming pregnant for the second time, Kim has been reminded that life can be so unpredictable. There's also the unfortunate truth that some women have better luck in the fertility department than others.
"Literally teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds," she joked. "It's crazy. When you don't want to be pregnant, it happens."
Today, the 34-year-old is bringing this chapter of her life to her successful mobile game. In an update coming soon, players won't just be able to get married virtually. They also could expect a bun in the oven.
"Maybe we should set up a fertility clinic and a girl has to go every single day for over a year and get so frustrated," Kim joked. "I'm over it. I'm over trying, overthinking it, hence why I dyed my hair blond."
New episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs Sunday nights at 9 p.m. only on E!