FAME PICTURES• Jamie Lynn is reportedly planning on raising her son in Kentwood, LA, rather than L.A. That’s a long way to go to avoid Britney’s offers to babysit.
• Rachael Ray’s syndicated daytime show is rumored to be getting the ax at the end of her contract in 2010. Turns out nobody wants to watch perky chicks spread Cheez Whiz on Doritos. Ray's rep has denied the report.
• Spencer Pratt will begin penning an advice column (titled—get this—"Yo, Spencer!") for Radar starting next month. An advice column...that’s it?! No record deal? No late-night talk show? We're guessing his first piece of advice will be this: When you sell your soul to the devil, read the fine print.
• Scarlett Johansson has been “sold.” At a closing bid of $40,100, a lucky British so-and-so by the handle “Bossnour” won an eBay auction for a date with the beauty. Etiquette question: We know this is for charity and all, but when someone pays $40,100 for a date with you, aren’t you kinda required to put out?
• A woman claiming to be Michael Jackson’s wife was arrested after trespassing at Neverland Ranch. Her name is Billie Jean Jackson, she is 60, and she just won the dubious distinction of outweirding Jacko.
• Not getting a steady enough diet of rich kids’ exploits in Beverly Hills? The CW is here to help. The network is talking about spinning off the hit '90s soap Beverly Hills, 90210. West Beverly High, Class of 2013? We’re totally ready to go back to school!