Eva Longoria Parker arrived in London to promote her new movie Over Her Dead Body, in which she stars as a ghost that won't let her mortal boyfriend date other women. Yeah, we know how awesome that sounds.
That led to her picture being taken all over town. And since we know how busy she must be trying to convince people her movie isn't the suckfest it really is, we thought we would scrapbook her day for her, 'cause we're nice like that...
First, I debuted my neck tattoo to the blogosphere!
Good thing I told the tattoo artist to make it illegible, because then everyone had to spend a really long time thinking about me, just me. It says "nine," like Tony's jersey number because I love him so much. We're so happy and married. And we have amazing sex. We're more in love than Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley.
All the girls going out for a public affair! Ha-ha, wish you were here, Jess. Me and all my girlfriends spent some quality time doing some London shopping and talking about our relationships over lattes. I keep telling Ken not to make those crazy eyes in pictures, but he thinks it's so funny. But how cute are the rest of us? Fab friends 4-evah!
Then Ken put on my best hair and took me to the Spice Girls concert. And omigod, I can't believe this, but I got to meet Posh! I tried to get her to let Ken snap some extensions in her hair real quick, but she said she liked it all flat. Sigh, a couple more years in L.A., and she'll start loving fake hair, too.