Poor Matty McConaughey. Totally overshadowed by one of People's marginal stories: Eddie Murphy's two-week marriage is over.
This from the guy who denied having a baby with Melanie Brown until a paternity test proved otherwise. Could Tracey Edmonds really have believed it was gonna end any other way—especially after their Bora Bora ceremony turned out not to be legally binding?
Ain't nobody getting half this time.