Don't you worry one more second because BEHOLD! Here is a local commercial for the East Hills Mall in St. Joseph, Mo. It has everything you could want in a song about a place that holds both a Build-a-Bear and a Panda Express like:
-Terrible green screen work
-Lyrics about haircuts, backpacks and new outfits
-Cute little girl who somehow got roped into this atrocity
-Someone beat boxing that sounds like they're just spitting near a microphone
And most importantly:
-Boots and pants and boots and pants!