Bounce by the Ounce is, according to its Twitter bio, "the freshest dance event in Preston." It's happening in September, and to raise awareness about this so-called freshness, the organizers made a video promo.
If you want the exact opposite of all the things you're looking for in a happening night at a dance club, look no further than this video.
Here's why you will never, ever want to set foot into this party, just based on the video promoting it:
1. First of all, why is everyone dressed like it's currently the early to mid-'90s?