You don't want to walk a mile in Kevin Hart's shoes.
Why not? Well, the Think Like a Man Too star is the first to admit he's "got an ugly foot," and as revealed on Monday's Chelsea Lately, his toenails are so sharp they "cut" his ladyfriend when they share a bed!
"I guess I'm a heavy sleeper, so i wake up in the morning and my girl's just staring at me," he said. "She's got such an attitude...and she's like, 'You know what? I've had it! You cut me in the middle of the night with your damn toenails.'"
"She said I turned over real fast, [and] I sliced her," he said. "So, I had to go get a mani-pedi."
That was quite an experience for the 34-year-old funnyman, who said the nail technician used "something—almost like shearers," to get the job done, adding that it was so intensive for his technician to make the cut, "a lady had to support her back!"
The nail "flew up a little bit," he said, "[but] I was cool about it. I was like, at the end of the day, I'm successful. Deal with it!"
Know what wasn't a success for Hart, though—at least not at first? A bachelor party he attended.
"First of all, I was a little pervert back in my heyday, you know, before I got to where I am now with my lady, I was wild," he said. "So, I go to the bachelor party expecting to do wild things."
Hart "waited and waited" for the strippers to arrive, constantly being reassured by a friend that the ladies were on their way. But "like four hours later," Hart realized the bachelor party had been "sabotaged"—there were no strippers coming!
To find out why the bash was purposefully ruined by one of its attendees, and then, hear what Hart did to get the party "poppin'" solo, watch the clip!
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