ABC/Joseph Viles"This is the story of ten strangers, one night, and all the ridiculous things we do to find love."
Welcome to Mixology, the newest hotspot that just opened up on ABC. Over the next 13 episodes, viewers will get to know ten singles over the course of just one night at a Manhattan bar called "Mix." Each week will follow two or three characters, as we try to figure out who will end up together by the end of the season finale—aka when the bar closes.
Although we're all living in a world devoid of characters like Penny Hartz and Max Blum, Mixology has just the right amount of quirks and quotable one-liners that will sooth your Happy Ending-loving soul. Let's put it this way, if Mixology were a drink, it'd be mojito—the half-hour comedy is a mix of refreshing situations, bubbly characters, and a cool concept.
To get you buzzed about this brand-new comedy, we've taken the liberty of crafting your ultimate drinking guide for tonight debut episode. So grab your favorite drink, (or two or three, no judgment here as long as you're of age!) and some friends, and let's see if we can get so drunk, that you'll throw up in a stranger's purse.
Take a Sip:
Every time the storyline switches perspectives.
Whenever Tom (Blake Lee) says something adorable.
Whenever Bruce (Andrew Santino) says something deplorable.
Whenever Maya (Ginger Gonzaga) says something painfully bitchy.
If you hear the line, "I get laid all the time and I am disgusting."
Every time a baby is born.
If you see something completely implausible that would never ever happen in a bar.
Take a Shot:
If you see something that's totally realistic and would definitely happen in a bar.
Whenever you see a professional athlete getting dumped.
If you know someone in your life who also has a "beaver face."
If you can't remember one of your co-worker's names and hope they never find out.
Every time you see a girl in flats.
Every time you see a guy in socks and sandals.
Waterfall:
Once you realize that Vanessa Lengies' character is the perfect cross between Sugar Motta and the hostess from Waiting.
Chug If:
You see a failed chug attempt.
Someone successfully snags a phone number.
Mixology premieres tonight at 9:30 p.m. om ABC!