Move over, Elaine. Jerry's latest coffee buddy isn't afraid of getting her hands dirty.
"All the household feces are my purview," Tina assures him as they sit down over cups of joe to talk about kids, New York, stuff that bugs them and literal funny business.
"You walk around the Upper West Side, you will never, ever see a truly good-looking person," the 30 Rock creator and star muses as she and Jerry stroll around Manhattan.
It's unclear whether Tina taped this before or after she successfully hosted the Golden Globes for the second year in a row with Amy Poehler earlier this month—but either way, her seemingly endless stream of wit shows no sign of ebbing anytime soon.
"Where are your kids at on Santa Claus?" she inquires of her host.
"Well," Jerry replies, "we're Jewish."
The Tina Fey episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee premieres in full on Thursday at 9 a.m. PT/noon ET.
"I would commit to 22 episodes a year of this," she says at one point.
Consider us onboard with that idea!