doomsday declarations are the latest rage, n’est-ce pas? I mean, we did start off the new year with that uncoupling of Sean Penn and the always dour Robin Wright Penn, correct? So, we continue. But first, can I say somethin’ here? I just adored it when Perez Hilton first started ripping movie stars' nasty legal reps new anal openings in his column. Was just too delish to read. Sure could use that kind of rabid-ass pulverizing with some of these current People-sanctioned stories, some which are referred to in this very missive. Just a thought.
Nope. E 'n' T would have had to have lived on the tropical paradise for a month prior to their ceremony (per Polynesian law) for the union to be legal once the stars are back in the States.
That's why T.E.'s flacker released a statement claiming that her client and her new marriage-happy hubby will have another ceremony once they get back to this country. "A legal ceremony will take place when the couple returns to the U.S. The wedding that took place in Bora Bora was a ceremony to bind Eddie and Tracey spiritually in the presence of family and friends," relayed the mouthpiece.
Other amigas supertight to the newbie couple claim E-poo and T-hon simply didn't have "enough time" to get "real-married" prior to their getting fake-married, what with the balmy nuptial activities being "smack during the holidays." Oh but of course! No word, as yet, on what kind of ceremony the second one, that is, will be, but suffice it to say Mel B and her new offspring (courtesy the K-Fed-esque Murphy) are not invited.