If YouTube has taught us anything, it's: (1) Not everyone who can twerk, should twerk; and (2) people don't just lose their wisdom teeth during wisdom teeth surgery. They lose their minds.
Enter Annie, a 14-year-old who, "after having her wisdom teeth removed, gives the drop on her recent NASCAR victories and career." Or as Annie proudly states, "I'm a NASCAR driver and I am No. 1."
From there, she brags that she "won the world series of being the fastest NASCAR driver" and seems to believe that the reason she was ever in surgery was "a very bad NASCAR accident."