If you would like to see One Direction perform on Oct. 25 in Sydney, Australia, tickets are still available through official ticketing sites. If you would like to see 1D live and also help punish someone's "trollop" daughter, this eBay auction is for you.
The auction for four tickets to see the boy band at Sydney's Allphones Arena, appropriately titled "4 X one direction tickets sydney Friday 25th October," is currently selling for $882.00 AUD (or about $830, U.S. dollars).
But the public humiliation eBay user tsfe's daughter will experience from this sale is priceless. Read on for the page's "item description," emphasized with One Directioners.
"THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 ONE DIRECTION TICKETS IN SYDNEY OCTOBER 25th. You can thank my daughters self righteous and lippy attitude for their sale. See sweety? And you thought I was bluffing."
"I hope the scowl on your bitchy little friends faces when you tell them that your dad and i revoked the gift we were giving you all reminds you that your PARENTS are the ones that deserve love and respect more than anyone. And your silly little pack mentality of taking your parents for fools is one sadly mistaken."
"Anyhow. Your loss someone else's gain who deserves them! THE TICKETS ARE SEATED IN ROW O section 57. REMEMBER AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 TICKETS and will be sent registered post"
And then it just dissolved into madness:
"...OH YOUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THAT A FEW PRANKS CALLS WOULD PUT ME OFF SELLING THE GIFT WE BOUGHT FOR THEM for YOUR BIRTHDAY because YOU all LIED to us about sleep overs so you could hang like little trollops at an older guys HOUSE????? Pffft!!"
"I find it HIGHLY amusing that you girls think you invented this stuff. Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!"
"I'm not your friend. I'm your MOTHER. And I am here to give you the boundaries that YOU NEED to become a functional responsible adult. You may hate me now..... But I don't care. Its my job to raise a responsible adult..not nuture bad habits in my teen age child"
eBay user tsfe currently has 100 percent positive feedback, with one buyer saying she is a "very nice person to deal with." We have a feeling her bitchy, trollop daughter would beg to differ.