"Why is this table here, I need room to express myself through the art of dance!"
But T.Swift had plenty of room to express herself (including the personal space of her brother next to her) at the 2013 CMT Awards, where one YouTuber recorded her busting a move to Florida Georgia Line and Nelly's performance "Cruise."
Below, a highlight reel of Taylor's best moves. Feel free to practice these in the privacy of your bedroom (as it appears Taylor has), but as always: Be careful with yourself. And now, Darren's Taylor's Dance Grooves.
There's a lot of this:
And the other arm:
And now both arms[!!!]:
There's lots of driving an imaginary car, treating the car wheel like the wheel of a ship in a dangerous, some would say reckless, manner (does this girl even have her license?? Stay off the road, Speed Racer):
A hair flip, for good measure:
Interpretive woodland nymph dancing:
Well, all right!
"Gangster" rap thrusting during the rap break:
And some krumping? Twerking? Is this twerking, Taylor?
And once you've mastered these, feel free to move on to more advanced moves:
TGIF, mother truckers! Dance your way to the weekend! Be free! Like Taylor Swift!