Jimmy Kimmel has blessed us with such a wonderful gift with his segment "Mean Tweets," where celebrities read the awful things that people say about them on Twitter.
Last night he premiered part four of the series, which included the likes of Jessica Alba, Zach Braff, Jessica Simpson, Andy Samberg and more reading aloud the meanest tweets that criticize their looks and their work, but mostly there's a lot of mention of fecal matter. Watch the video above to see the priceless reactions from the celebs. Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss' is especially poignant.
Meanwhile, over on Conan, Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman was back for another segment of "Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities." It is quite possibly one of the greatest things to come out of late-night talk shows since Masturbating Bear.
Last night, Offerman read tweets from Miley Cyrus, Amanda Bynes and Katy Perry, because only a gruff and monotone delivery from Ron Swanson while he does manly physical labor can truly do these tweets justice. Watch the video below, and don't forget to join us over here for the Parks and Rec renewal party!