(WARNING: The below content contains explicit language.)
Prepare for another era of Delta Gamma LITERALLY being so f--king AWKWARD at sports. The one girl willing to give them a NEWSFLASH, oh wait, DOUBLE F--KING NEWSFLASH about their behavior has officially resigned.
University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson rocked Greek week when her passionate plea to her sisters (or, as some have called it, her "deranged email") to suck less was leaked and instantly went viral.
"Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized," the official Delta Gamma Facebook explained in a post.
Delta Gamma further explained, "This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such."
Well, clearly! Because if every Delta Gamma thought like Rebecca, instead of calling her "highly inappropriate" and "unacceptable by any standard" in a whiny little bitch voice, there wouldn't have been a problem in the first place.
Here's where D.G. is definitely wrong: "As all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period." Uh, unperiod. It definitely should have been sent. How else were we supposed to read it?
Whatever, just remember this as you drift off into sweet, sweet sorority slumber: It doesn't matter if you SOR her force her to resign. Rebecca WILL F--KING ASSAULT YOU.
"We need to realize that being a DG has more responsibility then just wearing the anchor pin in the right way," one commenter reflected. "We are global ambassadors for ideals that are greater than ourselves. Proud to be a DG. Class of 82"
Ugh, sounds just like the type of boner that Sigma Nu would think was f--king BORING.