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Kelly Rowland recently premiered a music video for her song "Kisses Down Low" and, yes, the song is about exactly what you think it's about. And the video is about...Beyoncé?
Because we couldn't help noticing similarities between this video and those by Kelly's former (current?) Destiny Child bandmate. Oh and incase you were wondering, yes, Queen B has a song about her vagina too. It's called "Kitty Kat."
On to the evidence:
Playfully interacting with herself? The Beyoncé Bunch did it first in "Countdown"!
Rosie the Riveter chic? Bey did it first, also in "Countdown"!
Gettin' sexy on all fours on a couch? Bey did it first in "Say My Name."
To be fair, this was a Destiny Child's video, so Kelly may have some claim to its imagery...
That said, ha! Beyoncé won everything D.C. had in the divorce.
Gratuitous boob adjusting? Bey did it first in "Video Phone"!
Artsy blue close-ups? Bey did it first in "1+1"!
Blond wigs and pearls? Bey did it first in "Why Don't You Love Me"!
Oh, Kelly. Nice try, girl. Who runs the world? Beyoncé!