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Kate Upton

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Word to the wise, Kate Upton: When your friend tells you, "The dress is so simple, you'll be able to wear it a million times!" she doesn't mean to the unveiling of your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover.

This cranberry cocktail dress by Lanvin screams bridesmaid to us and the simple Chopard necklace and neutral tone Valentino shoes definitely seem fit for a slow walk down the aisle ahead of the blushing bride.

Then again, we can't imagine any bride would let someone as ridiculously hot as Upton upstage them on their big day.