Dear Santa, have we been naughty? How else to explain all the lumps of cinematic coal dumped into our movie theaters? Spending Christmas With the Kranks made us really cranky. We barely survived Surviving Christmas, and then Four Christmases was, well, four too many! Next time, just run us over with a friggin' reindeer!
We'd have to be Blitzened out of our minds to watch any of these joyless flicks again. And still, no amount of eggnog could wash away their rancid taste and our bitter tears.
Don't believe us? Check out the crème-de-la-crap—our list of the 10 worst Christmas movies ever—and see if you don't wanna hurl your holiday cookies.
Then tell us which ones get your jingle bells in a bunch.