Spoiler Alert: If you haven't watched last night's episode of The Vampire Diaries then get off the Internet stat! The following article contains lots of spoilers, so run away if you haven't fired up your DVR yet!
What's that sound? Oh, nothing. Just Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Elena (Nina Dobrev) fans around the world having a collective coronary.
Allow us to join you: Gaaaaaaah!
Don't read another word if you haven't yet seen tonight's episode of The Vampire Diaries, but Damon and Elena finally did the horizontal mambo. Alas, this is The Vampire Diaries, a show that has basically redefined the term plot twist, so there's no happily ever after on the horizon...
The end result of the highly anticipated hookup was a mixed bag for "Delena" fans, who were treated to the moment they've been anticipating for three seasons—Elena climbing Damon like a tree!—but they were subsequently bitch-slapped with this post-coital reveal: Elena is actually sired to Damon, so the attraction might not be legit.
So what comes next? Here's exclusive scoop our sources are spilling! (Don't worry, it's not too spoilery.)
Damon and Elena will be together. But they won't find out for a while that she is sired to him.
Naturally, it will come out, and when it does, that's gotta be awwwwwkward.
A source calls what's ahead "complicated." On a TV romance? Ya don't say! Well, we are totally in for the ride.
What did you think of tonight's Damon and Elena hookup? Are you rooting for her to end up with Damon or Stefan? Or, like us, are you hoping they all move into the Big Love compound and live happily ever after? Sound off in the comments!